'" Maths In Realationships ""
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries
about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man* you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman* you must love her a lot and not try
to undrestand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do* but married men are
a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change* but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change* and she
does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
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