Software Engineering Husband

**Bluetooth** · 24-04-2005, 11:10 AM

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going to do it now.
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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**THE-MATRIX** · 24-04-2005, 03:54 PM

Heheheheheh

a real computer freak huh??

I'll do my best not to be like him...

Hey girls, We the computer freaks aren't like that.... We're more ** LOGICAL **

besides, we do have emotions hehehehehe!

**suzy** · 24-04-2005, 05:08 PM

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going to do it now.
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

I liked that the most

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I told u befor guys

computers r males

**Bluetooth** · 24-04-2005, 07:08 PM

Hey The Matrix

ty bro for ur reply

.

suzy males have emotions not like computers

that was a computer freak not a real male

ha ha ha ha ha

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**mar mar** · 25-04-2005, 03:01 AM

hahahahahahah

well yah males have emotions they are human (most of them(
that was a good one bluetooth
thanx

and computer geeks are better at what they do because they can't comunicat in person most of the time

**..AhMeD..** · 25-04-2005, 03:58 AM

hala all
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i read the subject like 5 or 6 times

i still laugh every time

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i laugh and laugh again

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it is really a good one bro.

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Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
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that is just the best

and i think that every one of us should deal with the gilz this way

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lol

just kiddin' ok

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thank u agian Blue tooth

urs always
AhMeD