this is what happend when u married with a computer programming :___
Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged
>Wife: Have u brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad Command or file name.
>Wife: But I told u in the morning.
Husband: syntax error. Abort?
>Wife: what about my new T.V?
Husband: Variable not found.
>Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation, access denied.
>Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband: Too many parameters.
>Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband: Type mismatch.
>Wife: U r useless.
Husband: It’s by default.
>Wife: Wt about your salary.
Husband: file in use…try later.
>Wife: Wt is my value in this family.
Husband: Unknown virus…
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