البنــــــــات مخـلوقـات عـجـيـبـة
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
اذا مـدحـتـهـا, تـعـتـقـد انـك تـكـذب
If you don't, you are good for nothing
واذا مـا مـدحـتـهـا, فـانـت مـاتـصـلـح لـشـي
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
اذا تـوافـقـهـا عـلـى كـل اراءها, فـانـت ضـعـيـف
If you don't, you are not understanding
واذا مـاوافـقـتـهـا, فـانـت مـاتـفـهـم
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
اذا زرتـها كـثـيـر, تـقـول انـك غـثـيـث
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
واذا تـزورهـا قـلـيـل, فـانـت غـيـر مـهـتـم
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
اذا تـلـبـس زيـن, فـانـت لـعـاب
If you don't, you are a dull boy
واذا تـلـبـس عـادي, فـانـت تـقتهـر
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
اذا تـغـار, تـقـول انـك تـزودها
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
واذا ما ابـديـت غـيـره, تـقـول انـك مـاتـحـبـنـي
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard towait
اذا تـتـأخـر دقـيـقـه, تـقـولـك مـاتـدري ان اصـعـب شـي هـو الأنـتـظـار
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
تـرجـمـوهـا اـنـتم, احـسـن تـرجـمـه
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
اذا تـزور ربـعـك, تـقـول انـك تـضـيـع وقـتـك عـلـى الـفـاضي
اذا مـا تـوقـف لـهـا حـتـى تـقـطـع الـشـارع, فـانـت مـا عـنـدك اخـلاق
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
واذا وقـفـت, فانـت مـوقـف تـتـفـرج
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
اذا تـشـوف بـنـت ثـانـيـه, فـانـت تـغـازل
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
واذا شـافـوها الـرجـال, قـالـت انـهـم مـعـجـبــيـن
If you talk, she wants you to listen
اذا تـتـكـلـم, تـبـيـك تـسـمـع
If you listen, she wants you to talk
واذا تـسـمـع, تـبـيـك تـتـكـلـم
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