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Teaching For Dummies
>TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> MARIA : Here it is!
> TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS : Maria!
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>TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
> FRANK : Because of the sign.
> TEACHER : What sign?
> FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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> TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> TEACHER : No, that's wrong
> GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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> TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
> TEACHER : What are you talking about?
> DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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> TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE : Me!
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> TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
> GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> MILLIE : I is...
> TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
> TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
>tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> didn't punish him?"
> LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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> TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
> SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD : A teacher.
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what do u think :36_1_12: :36_1_12:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like that soooooooooooo much
especialy of the one of the H2O
Thanks alot MAR MAR
that was sooooo funny
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that was so good mar mar
i liked the one when his father and his mother married the same day
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thx alot
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
:p :p:p
this guy cracked me up
l0o0l
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thanks mar mar that was HILARIOUS
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thanxs for replying
it's sooo funny
i'd hate to be there teacher
teachers have soo much pachiont
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i know my teacher in yemen didn't have to
everyone were scared of him
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Heheheheheheheheheheheh
Fabulous!
Well, if i was in that teacher's shoes, i would buy one of those AK-47 Machine guns and start spraying all these dumbs down!
thanx for the jokes mar mar,
cya around!
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:D:D:D
matrex u crizy
i would do that
well achilly it depends on how old they r
:D
thnx for replying
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Age doesn't matter in this case,
Cuz surely sometime he'll realize that he's been dealing with stupid monkeys that deserve Killing without mercy!!!!
Hehehehehehe, I do hate teaching childern... They complain so much and cause u neural damages!!!
CIAO!
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they give u problems with pashint
because they try it all the time
but i still think that killing them willnot help
fear works perfectly
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u'd know that if u went to a yemeni poblic skool
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[B]looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooool
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YOOOOOOOOO that was the funniest shi************* .. really that was funny
they perry much were all hilarious
THNX 4 making laugh that much MAR MAR
I needed to
my regards
TK
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you wellcome
anytime
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Hey, I studied in public schools.. one of these schools have their magic stick, they call it "The Primary", it was strong, flexible, and lethal! They usually use it with students who have Criminal Ranks - it was sooo scary though!
I didn't try it though, i've always been a good student :)
Ciao!