THE GIRLS ARE ODD CREATURES
If you kiss her* you are not a gentleman
If you don't* you are not a man
If you praise her* she thinks you are lying
If you don't* you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes* you are a wimp
If you don't* you are not understanding
If you visit her often* she thinks it is boring
If you don't* she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed* she says you are a playboy
If you don't* you are a dull boy
If you are jealous* she says it's bad
If you don't* she thinks you do not love her
If you are a minute late* she complains it's hard to wait
If you visit another man* you're not putting in 'quality time'
If you fail to help her in crossing the street* you lack ethics
If you do* she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman* she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men* she says that they are just admiring
If you talk* she wants you to listen
If you listen* she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple* yet so complex
So weak* yet so powerful
So confusing* yet so desirable
can't live with them..
can't live without them ...
love:Transferee
