'" Maths In Realationships ""

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries
about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man* you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman* you must love her a lot and not try
to undrestand her at all

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do* but married men are
a lot more willing to die

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change* but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change* and she
does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

LOL
i couldnt choose wtsh 1 da best
cuz all of them are COOl
awsome dude

thnx alot

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Originally Posted by Диgєℓinά

LOL
i couldnt choose wtsh 1 da best
cuz all of them are COOl
awsome dude

thnx alot

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LOL
yeh wallah me too ! haha i liked'em all

this is totally right ! it happens a lot with me :p

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

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and this one too made me laugh

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To be happy with a man* you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman* you must love her a lot and not try
to undrestand her at all

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thanks a lot 3eesh yomak for such topics u put ! they are all funny & helpful and meaningful

so funny i loved it all man and its so truthful keep going

LooooL ...

I am gonna using in my studies

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just Kidding Dude ..

Thanks alot ..*