IiI English jokes that makes u laugh out loud IiI

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There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains*
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.




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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh*” the man said* “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”




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last winter* the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.



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On day* a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning*” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk*” the man said.
“Neither did I*” the horse said




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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour* and then she hung up.

Wow!*" said her father* "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number*" replied the girl.




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?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good* because I haven't done my homework



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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said* "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o

After a minute or so of silence* a young man stood up.

a "Well* hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied* "No sir* I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."


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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? e
B: Ok .
A: A white horse fell in the mud



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? If vegetarians eat vegetables* what do humanitarians eat



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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says* "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers* "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves*" said the teacher* "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.



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Originally Posted by لسعة شقاوه

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