A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:" Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the day lights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would
scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first
day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the
last 25 years.
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