TEACHER : Maria* go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is
TEACHER : Correct*Now class* who discovered America
!CLASS : Mariaaa
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TEACHER : Why are you late* Frank
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
".FRANK : The one that says* "School Ahead* Go Slow
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TEACHER: John* why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
!!JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables
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"TEACHER : Glenn* how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
TEACHER : No* that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong* but you asked me how I spell it
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TEACHER : Donald* what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about
!DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER : Winnie* name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago
!!WINNIE : Me
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TEACHER : Goss* why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well* I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
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"TEACHER : Millie* give me a sentence starting with "I
........MILLIE : I is
"TEACHER : No* Millie..... Always say* "I am
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
TINO : Sir* my Mother and Father got married on the same day* same time
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree* but also admitted doing it. Now* Louie* do you know why his father didn't punish him
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now* Simon* tell me frankly* do you say prayers before eating
SIMON : No sir* I don't have to* my Mom is a good ********************r.
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TEACHER : Clyde* your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE : No* teacher* it's the same dog
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TEACHER : Harold* what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD : A teacher
